Assyllables

Welcome:

Welcome to 'Assyllables'. Let me start by introducing you to something that may be relatively new, 'relatively knew' to many of you, but perhaps has been going around for years, but has not yet been defined as a group of words joined together, a group of symbols, a group of objects, a group of syllables joined together by one crreative word.

Now, let me introduce you to the definition of 'assyllables'. Assyllables : "Assyllables" - 1 a: A collection

of single words when

broken down by syllables into other

words, have a sometimes humorous,

sometimes real, sometimes weird

meaning in context; 2 a: Words that

have more than one meaning as you

are pronouncing it; 3 a: The pronoun-

ciation of a word that can be humorous

at times, or can be strange at

times, depending on how that person

speaks that particular word;

4 a: A single word, when broken down into syllables and spoken in

syllables, mean more than that

actual word in itself, and the

words that are contained inside

of that single root word, may or may

not have any connection to that

original word that those single

words had come from.

"ASSYLLABLES"

= how you speak this word,

what each single syllable

inside of this word mean, and how each

syllable contained in this word has an

interesting meaning to make this (new)

word unique.

A = the sound that a baby sometimes makes;

= the sound that many Americans make when

they want to get somebody's attention

(as soon as possible);

S = at times when we are sitting

down, when we are not realizing it,

our bodies start to take this type

of letter shape;

S = this second 'S' is for ,

think about it,

many Americans,

throughout our lives,

do more sitting and standing,

than actually walking.

Y = why - Adults,when we were young

as children, we would so often

ask this one simple question

kids - when our parents

would say something to us, and

when our teachers would say

something to us, we would say - ...

*L = 3 a: not suited to circumstances;

*L = 4 a: not meaning an accepted

standard;

A = the sound that many (more)

Americans make when they really

want to get someone's attention

(i.e. - ahey, or AHEY)

(immediately)(over and over again);

*B = 1 a: to equal in meaning;

L = An American standing straight

forward with both feet flat

on the floor;

E = slightly resembles the side

of a person's face when

that person turns their face

to the left side; [or]

a person's big mouth, that

upper lip - that slippery

tongue of yours (how it rolls

up and down, in and out of

our big and small mouths -

and that bottom lip;

WOW - What a combination!

Note: Let me say that my intention is to not offend

anyone in any way with the way that I use the

words on this website, nor is it my intent to

make fun of people and the way that some

people pronounce and/or mispronounce

certain words. This is a fun, informative, and

satirical website that is to, hopefully, put

smiles on your faces, while at the same time

cause you (and me) to think carefully about

how we use the many words that we speak,

type, and write on an everyday basis.

I do apologize if I offend anyone in

any way on this website with the way that

I use these words.

My intent, with this website and the

up-and-coming book (see MarchAssyllables)

is to create a fun and informative website

that will not aggravate, nor tick off folks,

but to show people, including myself, how

at times, within our busy, everyday lives,

we take some words for granted. I am not

saying that it is our fault, nor am I saying

that we intentionally do it.

Sit back, take some time to get

your eyes and your mind adjusted to

this website, and have some fun.

So, let's have some fun with words.

Let's have fun with -

'Assyllables'.

THE TOP 10 'ASSYLLABLE' SYLLABLES :

1. A - aah / seal / able

2. S - aah / seal / a / bull

3. S - aah / see / ill / able

4. Y - aah / see / ill / a / bull

5. L - ahey / seal / able

6. L - ahey / seal / a / bull

7. A - ahey / see / ill / able

8. B - ahey / see / ill / a / bull

9. L - uhh / seal / able

10.E - uhh / see / ill / able.